ofmiceandbren: milasweetcunt: oh my god...
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
When you post a picture of yourself on Facebook...
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For those of you who visit my Tumblr:
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: and for those who also send me a message: and those that reblog my posts:
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
bein scandelous tonight bye
Scrillex's biggest problem
imperialbedrooms: What if J.K. Rowling killed off Harry Potter at the end? That would have been classic. Seeing awkward teens cry and soil their robes at the midnight book release. Classic.